How I Send My Monkey Mind To Its’ Cage: Free Writing

I experiment non-stop and I record heaps of data about myself. Gems like "Does it feel better to meditate at 10:37 am or at 2:10 pm?" or "can I drink more whiskey-sodas after a meal of chicken wings or after a fluffy Sheppard's pie? Mostly useless, totally subjective stuff - which I believe all good [...]